Funny Gifts

It has been a strange old year, and it looks set to continue, but hopefully not for long. Here we have a Covid 19 Plush, keep it as a momento, a reminder, and educational tool. Something we can be certain of is that we will all look back at this one...

Some people just don't listen. That's why they need a quick zap, they'll keep their distance and you'll find it quite gratifying. Make social distancing fun with this 3 watt zapper! Warning: Not to be used by children under 14, or adults with...

  Goodbye, shaky video! Start filming like a pro, hands-free! The Hands Free Phone Holder comfortably and safely wraps around the back of your neck, so you can give viewers an up-close and personal view from your perspective. This accessory has a...

Finally exercise you can do whilst drinking beer at the same time... You could almost now say that beer is good for you, which it more or less was anyway. So take off your shoes and grab a cold one it's time for your favourite new party game. Beer Yoga...

The old ones are always the best, and that's certainly the case with these Guess Who Coasters. The all time game has become ubiquitous, you use coasters, then you'll always be able to play a quick game of Guess Who. Just leave them on the table, you'll...

Not something you need when wandering into the bathroom late at night and seeing an eyeball looking back at you. If however that's the sort of thing that makes you tick they come in a pack of four and they'll be with you in 2-3 days ready to glare back...

Poo is invariably unpleasant, there's no nice poos in this world. That is until they put a face on a poo and styled it into a mug shape. This is one happy poo that almost looks adorable. Based on the emoticon, this 'cartoon' like poo always has a smile...

Cheating is bad, very bad. But if you are going to cheat you might as well do it well, and win a bit of dosh at the same time. We would always advise against cheating, but if you were going to then these cards would help you do it. The deck seems like...

Identify source of odour, spray vigorously at farter. It is a 'Garden Melody' fragrance whatever that means, but hopefully it smells better than the offensive gas coming out of someones arse. Perfect secret santa gift for the Boff Machine in your...

Potty humour always seems to amuse even if some choose to hide their amusement. Combine this sort of humour with curling and you have a slightly addictive and fairly amusing game that all the family will love to play. If you know the rules of curling...

We're not suggesting for one minute that you replace your cat with an inflatable one. If however you're almost there and you only need a little persuasion then read on. Real cats do quite awful poos, yes unlike dogs they do hide them, but if you are a...

This rather unusual porcelain mug has a Vertebra style handle. You can stack them inside each other to build a spinal column, or just have a single mug. So whether you're a Neurosurgeon an Orthopaedist or a Chiropractor, those tea breaks will be more...

Be the envy of everyone at the party with these rather dashing Moose Poo Earrings. Made of real Moose Poo you're sure to be the talk of the party. The Moose Poo is dried and then lacquered, so don't worry, there'll be no whiff following you around, just...

Kiss this bag and it won't turn into a prince, and if it did turn into a prince you'd have nothing to carry your stuff in. So the choice is yours, kiss it or not kiss it. If you choose the latter then you'll forever have a bag that you can carry your...

If you really need to wake, and make sure you're awake, not just lying there with your eyes barely open then this is the alarm clock for the job. This is probably the loudest alarm clock you can buy. Not only will the 90db make you jump out of bed but...

For 2+ players the game of Agro Cado sort of is as it sounds aggravating with Avocados . The game comes in a nice Avocado case and lots of Agro Cado cards. Quick and fun game to play for all the family.

Those jars that you keep putting back in the fridge will happen no more. Now with Splatypus you can be sure to get every last drop, dreg and ounce from the jar so instead of sticking it back in the fridge for another day it can be thrown away - recycled...

This is the new Tesla of the lamp world. It's cleaner and full of more tech stuff than any other lamp out there. Over the years the clever guys from Hydra-Light have finally made a lamp that can be powered using water. The SuperCell Hydralight lantern is...

A book by the reknowned Lord Birthday, this ridiculous book is insightful and hilarious. A guide to modern life, these illustrations are both wise and insightful. Every wanted to know how to defend yourself against forest clowns? Of course you...

Yes it might a bit crude and maybe a tad juvenile, but it is great fun and very funny. It's simple, you get two team and all you need to do is drop your plop! It's that easy. The challenge is to waddle over to your target with the 'Plop' between your...

In the good old days you could ask someone if they wanted a Tea or Coffee, and the answer being one of those. These days that's just the start of it. Now it's green, decaf, with splash of something half a sugar and soya milk. This is why you need an...

If you going to have a picnic then you might go the whole hog and make it a magical mystery world of Harry Potter type picnic. What better way to have a picnic than on a Hogwarts Crescent Picnic Blanket. One to make the picnic experience something to be...

There's nothing more comforting than a glow coming from within the calming depths of a Llama. Yes this LED Llama will bring a relaxing warmth to your room giving just enough light to read but not so much that it can't be used as a night light. Requires...

If when it comes to coffee you're a bit of a connoisseur then use this Perfect Coffee Mug to get .... well that perfect cup of coffee everytime. It is a mug, but it is made of glass. But being transparent means that you can get the correct measurements...

This is no ordinary globe. This globe not only shows the usual world as it is, but it also revolves at the same time. It's a great ornament, conversation piece and a fascinating all round object. Watch as the globe revolves (or rotates) all by itself!...

Need to know when it's time to wake up? Then do so in style with this PlayStation Alarm Clock. A must for any gamer that needs to wake up and start gaming. The Sony PlayStation is the worlds best known game station so this alarm clock is a perfect gift...

Get right down into the bowl and brush those democraps right off the enamel with this Trump Toilet Brush. Just a bit of elbow grease and you can say goodbye to those blue stains for good. The Trump Toilet Brush does not come with a holder.... please...

Just what you need when you've got dirty eyeballs.... an Eye Cloth. Ok it's not really for wiping your eyeballs, it's for cleaning your glasses. No boring cleaners here, an Eye Cloth has a picture of an eyeball on it. Obvious really. Comes in random...

Yogi brings serenity to a task that most of us loath doing. The tranquil and calming nature of Yogi peacefully sat on your sponge or scouring pad should make doing the dishes that bit more bearable. Just attach your Yogi Sponge Holder around the sink...

It's not unusual to see a group of friends, families or everyone waiting for the bus using their mobile phones. The art of conversation has been lost, communication is done via social media, sometimes even if that person you are speaking to is sat right...

Nope it's not a brainteaser specifically for astronauts, it's a brainteaser featuring an astronaut for those that like to have their brain teased. The aim of the game is to position the astronaut on his/her feet. Sounds quite easy and you might get to...

You might have guessed, it's not ships but a battle of the poops. BattleSh*ts (BattleShits if you're over 18) works in exactly the same way as the original game of BattleShips, but with this one you have to sink the other persons turds. Lift the lid on...

Don't write a card, just record a message that plays when the present is opened. Far more memorable than a card that will end up in the recycling. Just stick the present inside the box, record a message and close the box. The next time the box is...

Get that musky smell in your car by hanging the Elon’s Musk Air Freshener on the rear view mirror. You don't need to drive a Tesla, if you prefer the smell of Elon's Musk to the everyday smell of your car this is the air freshener for you. The...

Find a person that does not like Owls. Owls are liked by everyone, and nearly everyone has salt and pepper at some point on their food. Combine the two and you have a highly desirable and unusual set of salt and pepper mills. The Tasty Owl Sat and...

This might normally be something that 'most' people have done in the privacy of their own bathroom. But now with the Pop it Pal, you can get that popping and squeezing satisfaction anytime and anywhere. Comes with x1 refill bottle, although you can...

Ele is not your average suger bowl. Ele holds your sugar and dispenses it in spoonful amounts through her trunk. Irregular maybe and you anyone else might wonder where you keep the sugar. We can't condone using more sugar but the Ele Sugar Dispenser is...

You might be playing the guitar with on hand and a beer in the other. If however you come to the end of that beer you can either use your teeth or wait until you've stopped strumming. Well now you don't. Just use the Guitar Plectrum Bottle Opener, handy...

 Rather cute, fun and certainly more unusual than your average coat hook. This coat hook does something more than just stopping your coat falling to the floor. Hang up your coat and the cat - Kitty will pop up to say hello. You shouldn't really...

This is no ordinary brush, it's a brush with bristles at both ends. Fortunately this brush has real bristles on the 'business' end, and a cacti without bristles as a handle. The Cacbrush is a great addition to any bathroom,  veering away from the...