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How to appear normal at social events

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A book by the reknowned Lord Birthday, this ridiculous book is insightful and hilarious. A guide to modern life, these illustrations are both wise and insightful.

Every wanted to know how to defend yourself against forest clowns? Of course you have!

Find purpose in life with this book. Or give purpose and direction to someone who needs it.

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