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Original Offensive Crayons

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Product Description

Aren’t you tired of colouring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too.  What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like “goldenrod” or “violet.” Now we have “Suspicious Cold Sore Red” and “Privilege” (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old colour box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades.

  • 24 Assorted Colours
  • Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic”
  • Safe for ages 17+

Product Dimensions (in inches): 2.80 x 3.70 x 1.10

 

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