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  • 3D Poker Cards 3D Poker Cards

    3D Poker Cards

    £10.99
    Cheating is bad, very bad. But if you are going to cheat you might as well do it well, and win a bit of dosh at the same time. We would always advise against cheating, but if you were going to then these cards would help you do it. The deck seems like...
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    Anti BullSh*t Spray Anti BullSh*t Spray

    Anti-BullSh*t Spray Air Freshener

    £4.99
    Emergency spray for when a Bullsh*tter has left the room. Spray this handy air freshener and the room will immediately be filled with the smell of garden flora. Replace essence of Bull with essence of a summer garden. Or why not give it as a gift to...
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  • Crime Scene Sandwich Bags Crime Scene Sandwich Bags

    Crime Scene Sandwich Bags

    £3.49
    Sick of people stealing your lunch? These Crime Scene Sandwich Bags should do the trick. With 'crime scene' and 'quarantine' stickers all over them any sensible person would think twice before even looking at the contents. The Crime Scene Sandwish Bags...
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  • Blood Bath - Bath Mat Blood Bath - Bath Mat

    Blood Bath - Bath Mat

    £9.99
    Why not combine our Blood Bath Mat with our Blood Bath Shower Curtain to create the whole gruesome effect? Upon entering the bathroom, give your guests the shock of their lives with our Blood Bath Mat – the ultra realistic horror genre piece of...
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  • Stolen Mug Stolen Mug

    Stolen Mug

    £6.99
    At first glance this ‘Stolen Mug’ looks like regular but attractive black mug.  However the truth is revealed once hot liquid is poured into it.     This unique, high quality mug exposes the victim when a hot...
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  • Bacon Air Freshener Bacon Air Freshener

    Bacon Air Freshener

    £3.49
    There's nothing like the smell of bacon cooking in the morning. It's the kind of smell that'll have your vegetarian sister eating meat again in no time. You can now have the instantly recognisable smell of bacon cooking every morning without the hassle...
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  • Bacon Soap Bacon Soap

    Bacon Soap

    £2.99
    So how do you like your bacon in the morning? Grilled? or maybe just in soap form. Now you really can skip breakfast. Just emerse your body in bacon lather every morning and you won't have to clean grill pan out ever again. It's a sunny Sunday morning...
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  • Action Hero Vest Action Hero Vest

    Action Hero Vest

    £8.99
    We all know someone that dreams of being an action hero. Well this vest is the perfect option. They'll have the look without seeing any action. It's know what you do, its what people think you do.... is this case you'll be a hero. Gift Boxed - 100%...
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  • Bacon Wallet Bacon Wallet

    Bacon Wallet

    £8.99
    A must for any bacon lover and that's probably quite a few of us (even vegetarians), this Bacon Wallet is the ideal way to carry your cash and cards. The tastiest way to carry your money around. Bring home the bacon in your new Bacon Wallet (sorry)...
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  • Warm Up Heated Insoles Warm Up Heated Insoles

    Warm Up Heated Insoles

    £5.99
    Suffer from cold feet? Hate putting cold shoes on in the morning? Then why not try some Heated Warm Up Soles providing instant heat up to 55C By clicking the activation ring the soles stay warm for approx 30 minutes allowing you to get those tooties...
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  • Bat Mug Bat Mug

    Bat Mug

    £6.99
    What do caped crusaders drink? Well... tea of course. They will however have a special mug when it comes to the tea break. This mug has a bats wings for handles, hence 'Bat Mug'. It looks a bit like a bat but its a mug. Just get hold of the wings and...
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  • Bacon Lip Balm Bacon Lip Balm

    Bacon Lip Balm

    £1.99
    If you've got sore lips then there's nothing quite like easing that parched lips with some meat. This meat happens to be bacon, and when we say bacon we mean lip balm, and when we say lip balm it's not actually meat, in fact it bacon flavour and...
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  • Insultinator Insultinator

    Insultinator

    MSRP: £20.99
    £7.99
    The Insultinator, Insult Generator W/neck Strap, Handy random Insult generator, Spews out thousands of different insulting phrases, Never be at a loss for words, See the images on the left - we wont list the insults - it's not nice Not recommended...
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  • Touch Screen Gloves Touch Screen Gloves

    Touch Screen Gloves

    £5.99
      Warm and snug, with 10-finger functionality, these gloves for the digital age allow you to touch, type and scroll with precision and warmth. Combat the cold this winter, with the Touch Screen Gloves - the perfect and practical...
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  • Battery Heated Socks Battery Heated Socks

    Battery Heated Socks

    £16.99
    It's important to look after the things that you spend all day standing on, so give them a treat and keep them warm with these Battery Heated Socks.The Heated Socks have heating elements in the toe area of the sock which provides a very gentle warmth...
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  • Banana Box Banana Box

    Banana Box

    £2.49
    What better place to keep a banana than in one of our new banana boxes? Suitable for storing or carrying just about any size of banana, get one and you'll wonder how you ever managed without it.    Now you don't have to worry about your...
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    Crime Scene Toilet Roll Crime Scene Toilet Roll

    Crime Scene Toilet Roll

    £1.99
    Committed any toilet time atrocities recently? Well if you manage to create your own crime scene each time you visit the toilet it might be appropriate that you use some Crime Scene Toilet Roll. If when you've done the deed you might just want to use...
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  • Lie Detector Test Lie Detector Test

    Lie Detector Test

    £11.99
    Build your own lie detector! Wanting to know the "Truth, Real truth and nothing but the truth" about something? Then get this lie detector test that genuinely works! Or are we lying?
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