Why would anyone want a Poo Lolly? We don't want them either so we're selling them instead of keeping them all.
The Poo Lolly luckily tastes sweet and fruity, unlike poo, that probably doesn't taste that fruity.
So if you know someone that likes the idea of a Poo Lolly that instead of being shaped like your normal poo (if there is a normal), it is shaped in a more humourous fashion just like the emoticon that you may or may not have sent to someone in a text message.
A lovely tasting Poo Lolly.