If you're going to cut yourself then give yourself as best a chance as possible to recover with a Unicorn Plaster, that may or may not possess magical healing powers.
These delightful Unicorn Plasters are just what you need when your little ones (or big ones) need to cover the injury. They might even smile as you apply the Unicorn Plaster, but probably not.
You get x18 Unicorn shaped plasters. Also known to our friends across the pond as bandages.